Leaving Florida...

Florida's population falls for the first time in 63 years

For as long as many of us Floridians can remember, we have been reminded by politicians, trivia buffs, realtors and even the DMV that 1,000 people a day move to Florida. And depending on the source of that reminder, its utterance was often meant to reinforce a.) how fortunate we are to be living in a place where others continue to flock daily, b.) why a businesses could justify relocating to the Sunshine State to serve a booming population, or c.) how the constant influx of warm bodies would only push housing demand and median home prices higher. Now University of Florida researchers are painting a clearer, less rosy picture of state migration patterns. In other words, if 1,000 people a day are still moving to Florida, apparently 1,159 are leaving. Not surprisingly, the report says the recession, plunging tax revenue and rising unemployment are all to blame.

Feedback: Did you recently leave Florida or are you contemplating a move contingent on another major life event (ie, selling your home, losing your job). If you already left, where did you move and how are things going?

Amazon Bottom Feeders In Palm Beach

Janitor Fish Now Cleaning Pools in Abandoned Homes

When a Palm Beach community was looking for a low cost, chemical-free solution to combat the blooming algae in their abandoned pools, they turned to the University of Florida's agriculture scientists who in turn recommended a fish farm in Bartow raising several species of Amazonian catfish. The aptly named janitor fish are now working overtime in pools throughout Wellington, and the reviews are positive. At $15 per fish, the community is paying $700/year to stock and treat their abandoned pools, just a tenth of the estimated $7,000 that chlorine treatment would cost. Dave Hoy, the owner of the Bartow farm that raises the fish, explained how he motivates his Brazilian pool cleaners: "They're good janitors," drawled Hoy, "but I still give them a stern talking to before putting them to work."

Short Sale of the Day

7431 SW 187th Street, Miami 33157

While most of the SSOTD's on HousingBath are active listings, here is one that recently closed in Miami-Dade. This 5 bedroom/4 bathroom, 4,600 square foot home is located in Culter Cay in South Miami and sits on a 16,000 square foot lot. The home was originally purchased in 2006 for $800,000 and just sold in June for $330,000. Completed short sales like this should give some encouragement to buyers who are trolling for bargains and sellers who are looking for a better alternative to foreclosure. Yesterday the Sun-Sentinel said only 20% of short sale transactions ever come to fruition, but follow their advice and be patient, be persistent, and work with real estate agents/attorneys who have already closed a few short sale deals.

The House Whisperer

Business Is Booming For Abandoned Home Clean-up King

Fourteen months ago Nick Hazel was a cable installer in Central Florida. Business was bad and subscribers were dropping like flies in the wake of the sub-prime meltdown. So Hazel decided to retool his business model and pursue an occupation with unlimited upside potential: abandoned home trash-outs and inspections. Hazel makes this analogy to describe his new gig, "It's like I'm a dentist," he says. "Nobody likes to see me. But when a house's teeth go bad, who else is going to clean out the rot?" Having now trashed out hundreds of Florida homes, Hazel says he's amazed by two categories of debris: a.) the things people rip out: "a dining room ceiling, the ceramic floor tiles of a den, a bedroom's wall-to-wall carpet; granite countertops, faucet taps, bath tubs, food-waste disposers, decorative columns, crown moldings, door jams", and b.) the things they leave behind: "Christmas toys, silverware, Tupperware, false teeth, hairpieces, condoms, baby strollers, dried blood, dead cats and live Dobermans." (Story)

Florida Flipper Redux

"I love the smell of cat urine in the morning. It smells like...victory."

Exactly four years ago, the Palm Beach Post's Jeff Ostrowski penned a cautionary tale about real estate speculators and warned, "One-third of Palm Beach County's housing market is fueled by investors and second-home buyers — a trend some say can't last." Umm, it didn't, but some Floridians in Broward and Palm Beach County won't let the real estate apocalypse of the past four years deter their conviction that distressed properties--especially in low income neighborhoods--are still a great short-term investment. Eight anxious flippers climb aboard the Foreclosure Express and discover a rainbow of Florida flip fruit flavors: orange eviction signs, blue flapping tarps, gold-painted fireplaces and brown ceiling spots. But unlike 2005, this time the flippers are well-financed and much more risk averse. For instance, one mother-daughter team living on Social Security checks, articulate their in-depth analysis for a successful flip: "When you smell mold or something like cat urine, it means you can make money from the property."

Party Animals

The Misadventures of Crazy Cliff, Kaptain Keith & Porno Kitty

Full Moon? Oppressive Heat? Hurricanes on the Horizon? What is it about Florida in August that makes some homeowners do and say the craziest things? Submitted for your consideration, one Clifford Burk and one Keith Griffin. Burk was allegedly hanging in his Bonita Springs crib when he decided to answer his door nekkid and invite teenagers in for "some fun." The girls, their parents and sheriff's deputies were not amused. Equally baffling is the East Coast tale of Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin who was charged Wednesday with downloading thousands of underage pornographic images to his computer. When pressured by local authorities as to their motives, both men offered reasonable responses. Regarding the teenage girls Burk said, “At least I didn’t kill them," and regarding the porn downloads Griffin said, "My cat did it."

"Furnished But Empty"

Fort Lauderdale Condo Part of Chicago Bank's Troubled Portfolio

The News-Press drew national attention last week with this story about a New Jersey firefighter living alone in a downtown Fort Myers. That Related condo looks crowded relative to the new Trump International Hotel & Tower in Fort Lauderdale. According to the Sun-Sentinel, "the 24-story, 298-unit oceanfront hotel condo had deposits on 70% of its units, but after the bust of the real estate market, the buyers either walked away or filed lawsuits against the building that has yet to open." Chicago-based Corus Bankshares financed the Trump project and 33 other projects in South Florida. Loans on 12 of those projects are over 90 days past due and account for roughly half of Corus' $2 billion in non-performing loans.

Drywall Dilemma = Cash for 干壁

Couple Actually Ponders Ruining Their Son Versus Their Credit Score

The Wall Street Journal's M.P. McQueen travels to Cape Coral to find the Chinese drywall poster family: Keith and Denise Cramer and their son Gavin. The situation is serious and--as if owning a home today in Florida isn't bad enough--the added inconvenience of living in a sulfur-emitting, copper-corroding cocoon would be downright unbearable. But the faux dilemma here is as absurd as the title of the article, The Prisoners of Drywall. McQueen writes, "The Cramers say if government tests conclude the Chinese drywall is a health hazard, they will be left with a difficult choice: 'We will have to either ruin our son’s life by staying, or ruin our credit by walking away from the home.'" That anyone would even consider staying in a home designated as a toxic mess is simply ludicrous. Plus the federal government will probably just roll out a Cash for Clunkers equivalent for these unlucky homeowners. Call it Cash for 干壁.

Beat the Neighbors

Section 8 Residents Not Exactly Blending In Gated Community

Keith DiLisio paid $250,000 for his condo unit at the Sonoma Bay community in Rivera Beach; some of his neighbors paid well over $300,000. Back during the boom, Cornerstone Builders enticed potential buyers with "resort-style living with amenities such as a gated entrance, clubhouse, barbecue and picnic area." Now add "fighting pit bulls" and "parking lot assaults" to the list of lifestyle amenities at Sonoma Bay thanks to the City of Riviera Beach's subsidized Section 8 rental program. Despite the community outrage, Riviera Beach Mayor Thomas Masters says he has gathered extensive polling data that lets him sleep at night: "You have to ask those people, 'Do you feel safe here?'. They're still here. I tell people, 'Hey, if it's good enough and you're still here, then that tells me you're comfortable and you feel safe." Of course it's "good enough" for the Section 8 residents. And as for the original buyers, they're "still there" because their units are now worth 20% of what they paid four years ago. DiLisio estimates his unit is worth $50,000 today. (WBPF Video)

A Miami Fairy Tale: $2 Million Price Cuts

"Ultra Luxury" Video Tour Gives Hope to The Commoners

The economy sucks, unemployment is rising, and you still can't sell your condo. What would make you feel better about your situation and the plight of the common man in Florida today? Try this video tour of a $22 million waterfront mansion in Gables Estates with the homeowner, Jose Garcia, and his realtor, Audrey Ross, who describes the Miami market as "a fairy tale story (where) if you have held for longer than five years, you're probably still making money." The positive market spin is oddly juxtaposed with news that the she just lowered his asking price by $2 million. As for Jose, he takes it all in stride, poses before his art collection and humbly reveals that he is the voice of America: "I am probably an indication of the rest of the people in the country that they're feeling more confident." Rejoice.