The City of Fort Myers Beach made national headlines last week when their City Council called an emergency meeting and fired City Manager Scott Janke apparently after learning that Janke's wife, Anabela, is an adult film star. How his spouse's career choice impacted his job performance was never explained and online polls show overwhelming support for Janke. Fresh off their public humiliation at the hands of the family value xenophobes at Mayberry Beach City Hall, AP is reporting the Jankes are joining the nationwide craze and leaving Florida. And with the smut peddlers safely out of Lee County, Fort Myers Beach can finally refocus on the cultural and puritanical pursuits that make this the Holy Land of Southwest Florida.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
WWJD: What Would Janke Do? Leave.
The City of Fort Myers Beach made national headlines last week when their City Council called an emergency meeting and fired City Manager Scott Janke apparently after learning that Janke's wife, Anabela, is an adult film star. How his spouse's career choice impacted his job performance was never explained and online polls show overwhelming support for Janke. Fresh off their public humiliation at the hands of the family value xenophobes at Mayberry Beach City Hall, AP is reporting the Jankes are joining the nationwide craze and leaving Florida. And with the smut peddlers safely out of Lee County, Fort Myers Beach can finally refocus on the cultural and puritanical pursuits that make this the Holy Land of Southwest Florida.
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